The power to assasinate people with touch from your finger, while you are asleep.

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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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The power to have super strength, but only when your sleeping.

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The ability to tell funny jokes, but when no one is around.

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The power to have no power

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The power to pee from your eyes

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Ability to roundhouse kick midgets without laughing.

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The power to hold your breathe 1 second shorter than usualy when at a depth of over 20 feet

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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Power to turn your liver invisible.

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The power to smell farts nearby

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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The power to shower naked.

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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The ability to pee lava, but have it still burn you

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the power to be invisable in high school.

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The power of divide by zero... yourself

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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!