The ability to smell colors.

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The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to fall without screaming.

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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The power to drink 30 beers and no shall any tear

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you do not need to eat but you have to sit

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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The power to transform into yourself.

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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The power to get your comment 1st

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The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

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the power to die at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!