The ability to smell colors

The power to understand math.

The power to swallow instead of spid

The power to get this. Do you get it?

the power to travel to the center of the earth

the power to get sick

The ability to make someone slightly attracted to a faucet.

The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

The power to have super lungs, but be deathly allergic to air.

the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

The power to fart out of your hands.

The ability to like this post

The power to keep up with the kardashians

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

The power to see through windows

The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

The Power to have a bowel movement.

The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

the ability to turn into random hats

The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!