the power to have your farts smell of cinnamon

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The power to breathe

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The power to crap without pissing.

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The ability to ask an inappropriate question

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The power to fart anytime i want to.

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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The power to smell poo...

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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the ability to lick your own crotch

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ikawlhan forever

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The power to shrink by 23 centimetres every time you sneeze

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The power to kiss your own elbow

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The power to cook bad meals.

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The power to stand still for five hours

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the ability to be the best looking guy but only in jail

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to be able to walk on water for 2minutes at a time

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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting

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The power to see in black and white.

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the power to become super attractive, when around blind people only

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The power to spell any word perfectly, except words that contain vowels, consonants or phonemes of any kind.

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!