The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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the power to become super attractive, when around blind people only

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The power to change the color of your saliva.

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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The power to poop and pee at the same time

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

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The power to go blind at will.

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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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The ability to find objects in the last place you look

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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The power of attracting fired bullets

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The ability to read my dogs' mind, while it humps my leg...

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!