The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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The power to write a country song

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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the power to sense the next viewing of the hit musical 'CATS'

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The power to grow boobs

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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The power to make everything worse

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The power to smell poo...

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The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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The power to grow cheese but only near a crazy hobo who is lactose intolerant.

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the power to disappear up your own asshole

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!