The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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The ability to fart into a crowd silently , but in turn shit you pants .

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

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The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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The power to piss people off.

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the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

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The power to see oxygen.

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!