The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

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The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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You might not GET super power, but you can get some super bonus. Get free rides with Lyft, (only new passengers). Use Lyft official code "IAMLUCKY" to get $50 up to $200 in ride credits. Now thats like a little superpower, you get to teleport from one place to other for free with Lyft. Get some super bonus until you really ever get a super power ;-)

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The pewer to maek typos.

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The ability to have no abilities.

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The power to die at will

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

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the power to dislike this power

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!