The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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The power to reach out your hand on a tv screen and punch anyone in it, and have them actually feel it.

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The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

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the power to shit brix

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The ability to turn into a really comfortable chair FOREVER.

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The power to turn into a mouse. But only in front of a gang of cats.

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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the power to watch porn thru your mind, but its gay porn only...

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

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The ability to smell with your hands

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The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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the power to change channel without the remote

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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the power to live until you die

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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Third armpit.

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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!