The power to convert metric to imperial

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The power to be a common person

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the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

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The power to always know the exact time.

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to breath Oxygen

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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The power to make the person of your dreams fall in love with you. <3

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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The power to pee a few times every day.

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The ability to talk to bacteria

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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the power to become demented

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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the power to understand gibberish written backwards and in binary code

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The power to sing but your mute

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The power to be black.

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

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The ability to speak backwards.

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The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!