The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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Every time you clap some one dies

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

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the power... to read this

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

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The ability to pee your pants at will.

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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The power to warm an entire room when embarrassed.

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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The superpower to forget to type a moral under the comment below... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Moral: Definition of Pointless Superpower insta-change, interestingly also a pointless superpower... and realizing it is also a pointless super power... life is a pointless super power... (hangs himself) Moral: Two morals just to catch up, and to prove I do not have the pointless super power to type on a computer while hanging myself... which is pointless superpower... etc.. Conclusion: Pointless Superpowers IS POINTLESS! So why would anything here have a point?... Sheesh this is shit is cerebral... another pointle... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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The power to grow your toenails at twice the normal rate.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!