The ability to put on a belt without touching it, but only while completely naked.

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The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

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The power to be french.

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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The power to rape your mom.

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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The power to change delicious chocolate fudge into mud of the exact colour and texture.

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The power to to kill chickens by touching them

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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the power to fail at everything you do

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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

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The power to journey into the future of the past.

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The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The kind of power Mel GIbson had in "What Women Want"

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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To be able to summon old people

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!