The ability to speak backwards.

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The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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the ability to look into your brain

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The power to peel stickers

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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Projectile Perspiration: The ability to perspire on other people, up to 2 meters away.

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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the ability to levitate

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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The power to make any woman have earth shattering totally consuming climaxes at will, but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

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The ablity to crash your computer.

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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the power to trip on shoe laces, even when they are not even your own.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!