The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

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The power to be friends with Justin Bieber

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The power to catch em all

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

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The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

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The power of immortality while suicidal.

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The ability to grow your pubic hair at will

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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The power to never end your .

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the power to charge your phone anywhere, but only when its fully charged.

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The power to get older 10 times faster then normal

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The power to make someone orgasm by looking at them, but only when you're having sex with them.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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The power to think of the worst superpower.

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The power to be half invisible

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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The power to dance really well

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The power to make dad jokes.

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!