The power to turn gold into silver.

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The power to kill someone at 20 meters with your mind, but it doesn't work within 21 meters.

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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the power to shit brixs. oh wait i can everyone can already do that

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

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The power to read dead people's minds

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The ability to live forever until you die.

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The power to turn anything you want green.

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The Power the run away when there is a crime

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the power the convince people if they agree

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The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

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to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The power to travel forward in time at the speed of normal time.

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!