the power of piss mountain dew and shit cheeseburgers

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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The power of eating from ears.

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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The power to go hibernate at winter.

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The power to be a human for 1 second once a month.

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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The power to turn invisible but only when playing a trombone

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!