The power to put your pants on, two legs at a time.

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The power to have sex with anyone you like except human beings. -Shandric

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The power to be alive, many hours before you die

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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the power to transform into Pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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the power to dislike this power

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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The power to poop AAA batteries when you only need AA's.

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The power to travel back in time to the 1800s but only as a black guy.

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The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

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The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

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the abillity to fart at will

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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the power to grow hair 0.00000000001% faster

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The Power to Die instantly.

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To have the power to give yourself a disease

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The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.

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The power to make someone hiccup just by touching them once

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The power to lose any fight you wish to.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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the ability to be kicked by CHUCK NORRIS at will

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the power to melt your bones

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!