the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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the power to die

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The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

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power to dream about the future while sleeping but forgeting everything about it when you wake up..

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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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The ability to autotune a song about Friday.

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The power to drain people's phone battery

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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The ability to never pick up on sarcasm.

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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

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the power to die if you think

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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The power to restate the obvious.

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Turn gold into lead.

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ur mother so ugly she gave the devil a heart attack

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The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!