The power to always know the exact time.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to breath Oxygen

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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The power to make the person of your dreams fall in love with you. <3

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The power to pee a few times every day.

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The ability to talk to bacteria

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the power to become demented

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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the power to understand gibberish written backwards and in binary code

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The power to sing but your mute

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The power to be black.

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The ability to speak backwards.

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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the ability to look into your brain

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The power to peel stickers

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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Projectile Perspiration: The ability to perspire on other people, up to 2 meters away.

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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the ability to levitate

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!