The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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the power to, when you put your hand in the shape of a gun, to shoot random objects from your fingers

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The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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The power to remove a horseshoe from a horse

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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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The power to love but never be loved (a.k.a the story of my life)

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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The power to control any type of urine or feces

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the power to get an erection in gym class while doing jumping jacks

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to go part way through walls

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The ability to scratch your balls telepathically.

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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the power to have a baby,but have to give it away after three days. WARNING:MAY cause death,exploding,and blindness.

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the power to poo pineapples

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The power to be an idiot.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!