The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

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The power to uncontrollably say a pun every sentence during funerals

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to have the ability to fly and teleport at the same time.

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the power to break down public transport on hot days

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to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

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The ability to walk over ball pits.

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The power to travel a hour back in time by focusing really hard on it for two hours. Moral: Automorals roll out!

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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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the power to die at will

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the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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The power to turn pens into pencils, but not pencils into pens.

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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The power to look incredibly beautiful when there's no light

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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The power to write pointless power.

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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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The power to change your emotions

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!