The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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The power to fart tear gas

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The power to moves in slow motion.

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The power to hurt the people you love

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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The ability to drop everything you hold

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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The power to be powerless.

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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

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the power to see stuff

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the power to become invisible when no one sees you including security cameras

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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The power to transform into a bucket of water.

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The ability to jump

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!