The power to both love and hate marmite.

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The power of being aquaman.

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The ability to not talk.

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The ability to make your tongue glow but only if your mouth is closed.

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The ability to think about saying something,but then forget and spend an eternity trying to remember what it was.

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The power to speak in hieroglyphs.

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The power to go through open windows

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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The power to get raped at will

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The power to enhance your enemy's strength

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The power to think of a funny power

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The ability to defecate red clay bricks when startled or scared

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The power to see through windows when people sleep.

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The power to wear crocs.

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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The power to take huge shits at will.

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The ability to laugh from this joke: "The ability to shapeshift into any items but only pedophiles can use it".

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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The ability to breath outside the water

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The power to turn justin beiber into a girl

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!