The power to make objects slightly furry

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the power to understand gibberish written backwards and in binary code

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The power to sing but your mute

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The power to be black.

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The ability to speak backwards.

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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The power to peel stickers

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

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Projectile Perspiration: The ability to perspire on other people, up to 2 meters away.

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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the ability to levitate

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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The power to make any woman have earth shattering totally consuming climaxes at will, but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

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The ablity to crash your computer.

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the power to trip on shoe laces, even when they are not even your own.

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The power to live through torture.

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The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

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The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!