the ability to be the owner of a car with no wheels

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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the power to see when the lights are on

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The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

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the power to be phone

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To have the ability to piss off the police

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The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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The power to piss lava.

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the power to sleep during day

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The power to get hard at will.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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The power to look into cheese.

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

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The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to have a power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!