The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

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The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

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ability to fly in a plane

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

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The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

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The power to bleed anally at will

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The power to juggle cacti

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

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The power to transform into a bronie

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A cat with human-like reflexes.

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The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

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The power to fart slightly less deadly

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To...Talk LIKE...WILLIAM shatner.

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the ability to spin and never feel dizzy

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The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

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The ability to set you hand on fire when your underwater

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The ability to eat whole chickens at will, but only when yr not hungry.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!