The power to read dead people's minds

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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The power to die early.

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).

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The power to speak using their mouth

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to stop a sneeze before it happens.

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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The power to automatically register soda caps online, but only if it's Diet.

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The power to levitate 1 inch off the ground for 5 seconds at a time.

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The power to win a gold medal in the special Olympics... you are perfectly healthy

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

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The power to jump really high but get hurt when you fall back down :You now posses airborne suicide DUMBASS

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!