The power to stretch your arms to any length but without the ability to revert them back to normal.

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

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The power to time travel. Backwards. To the Holocaust

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

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The power of hindsight

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the power to make yourself hungry but not get filled up till you eat dragon eggs

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Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

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the ability to fly underwater.

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the power to half transform to something.

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be able to levitate over the seats of public toilets (no more nastieness)

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the power to use telepathy with yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!