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The power to make any woman have earth shattering totally consuming climaxes at will, but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

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The ablity to crash your computer.

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the power to trip on shoe laces, even when they are not even your own.

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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The power to speak brail.

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the power to become slightly sticky

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Invisibility that only works when your sining a lady gaga song

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The power to run if you have no legs

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The ability to sense if someone's in danger 20 miles away, however, you lack any other power, so you have to take a cab or just feel bad about it.

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The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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The power to pass incredibly powerful gas at the most inconvenient of times

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

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The power to control other people's actions... only when you're alone!

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The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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The power to get AIDS.

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the ability to shit active helicopters >o

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!