The power to silence explosions.

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The power to be superman with no power's

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

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The superpower of having no superpower.

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The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

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The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

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The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!