The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

The ability to fart inwards.

The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

The ability to levitate birds

The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

The power to see water one meter behind you.

The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

the power of make your leg invisible

(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

the power to die when you breath oxygen

Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

The power to go to hell

the power to transform into Kanye West

The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

The power to move the entire universe a few centimeters

The power to have a power

the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!