the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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The ability to be absurdly clever and funny only when you're alone.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

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The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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The ability to count to potato

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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the power to fart for ten straight seconds with one second in between each fart.:)

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The power to chew with your tongue

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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The ability not cry while cutting onions, only after hearing the news that a family member has just died

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!