the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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The power to diffuse bombs when no bombs are present

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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the power to eat your cereal and milk with a knife

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The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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The ability to autotune a song about Friday.

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meh.

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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The ability to make broken pens work again.

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the power to jerk off

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

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The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!