The power to have super speed but only when you're wearing tight leather pants.

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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the power to win the crying game

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The ability to imitate a tadpole.

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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The power to be half invisible

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The power to steal all the money in the world without ever stealing anything ever.

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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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Nothing

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The power to see into the present

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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The power to confess crimes you haven't committed.

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

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The power to tell wether someone is French or Italian.

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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The power to cure cancer, but cause death by radiation poisoning.

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have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

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the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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The ability to drop everything you hold

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!