The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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The ability to rape the willing.

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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Pointless Superpower? The United States, of course...

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the power to not have a power

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

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The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

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the power to be able to call 2 people at once.

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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The power to troll.

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The power to have no powers!

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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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The power to like any show

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!