The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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The power to think salmon.

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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The ability to actually KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

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the power to do 1,000,000 pushups but you cant record it or show anyone

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The power to transform coke into pepsi....

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The power to grab a cats face

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The ability to transform animals into animé characters.

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the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

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The power to have super speed but only when you're wearing tight leather pants.

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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the power to win the crying game

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The ability to imitate a tadpole.

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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The power to be half invisible

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The power to steal all the money in the world without ever stealing anything ever.

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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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Nothing

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The power to see into the present

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!