Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to be french.

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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The power to jump face first

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The power to teleport yourself through cellular signals but only on nights and weekends.

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The power to become famous on vine

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The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

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the power to teleport to the nearest pedophile's bedroom

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The power to eat edible things.

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The power to have the longest little finger

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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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the power to shit bicks

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!