The power to have 21/20 vision.

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tree powers (the power to turn into a tree)

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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The super power to kill yourself at will

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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DE POWER TO SPELL WRIGHT LOL LAOM FOTOSINSISES

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The power to fart snot

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The power to talk without a tongue

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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The power to get foot-boners

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the power to count from A to purple

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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

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The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!