The power to murder rocks.

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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the power to animate condiments

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Power to develop diseases.

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the ability to cause people within 20 feet of you to try to imitate the sound of a balloon deflating

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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X-ray vision which only allows you to see through clothes that are made of glass.

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The power to pee standing up

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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The power to poo without wiping.

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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The power of Pinesol baby

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the ability to write this useless super power idea:"The power to make any pencil dull. GET IT? IT'S POINTLESS. AHAHHAHAHAHAH" without being a mentally retarded.

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the ability to go the speed limit

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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The power of love

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

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The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!