the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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The power to get rid of feminism

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The power to kill any conversation you have.

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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The power to pee poop

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black people

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The ability to transform into an 82 year old Hungarian woman with a weak bladder.

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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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The power to see into the present

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The power to fall up.

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!