The power to pass incredibly powerful gas at the most inconvenient of times

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The power to smell any point in time

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

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The power to control other people's actions... only when you're alone!

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power to have an incredibly big erection. But only if your mom's in front of you.

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The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to get AIDS.

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the ability to shit active helicopters >o

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The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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the power to fart out of your penis

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!