Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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The power to see through thin air

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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the power to taste your own spit

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The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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The power to smell farts nearby

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

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The power to bleed anally at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!