The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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The ability to detach my nose and place it anywhere I want.

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the ability to DESTROY EVERYTHING!!!!!!

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The power to reseal bottles!

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The power to shit delicious food.

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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The power to Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

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the ability to be Bill Gates in bankruptcy

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tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

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The power to never finish your sente

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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The power to obey gravity

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To have the power to breathe

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The power to identify enemies by the color of their skin.

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

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The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!