The power to taste farts instead of smell them

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The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

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the ability to see through air

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The power to fly... but you are a paralytic

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The power to make thing look blurry for your self

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to make dead batteries appear.

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to smell feces from a mile away.

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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The power to use your dick/tits as your cellphone at any time.

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

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The power to speak with death people..

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The power to turn gold into silver.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!