the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

The power to know what Willis is talking about.

the power to have your farts smell of cinnamon

The power to breathe

The power to crap without pissing.

The ability to ask an inappropriate question

The power to fart anytime i want to.

The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

Walk on water, swim in land!

the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

The power to smell poo...

The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

the ability to lick your own crotch

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The power to shrink by 23 centimetres every time you sneeze

The power to kiss your own elbow

The power to cook bad meals.

The power to stand still for five hours

the ability to be the best looking guy but only in jail

to be able to walk on water for 2minutes at a time

The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting

The power to see in black and white.

the power to become super attractive, when around blind people only

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!