The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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The power of dying whenever you want.

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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The power to turn into an escalator

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the power to know what time is not

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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The power to (place useless super power here)

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the power to have the best sex in the world, but only when your in a coma.

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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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Third armpit.

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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The power to control Rollie pollies

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!