The power to not write pointless powers.

thumb_up thumb_down +99

the power to change the day to sunday at 5:59am

thumb_up thumb_down +233

The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

thumb_up thumb_down +49

The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

thumb_up thumb_down +47

to be able to lift any weight of feathers

thumb_up thumb_down +107

The power to freeze ice

thumb_up thumb_down +87

The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

thumb_up thumb_down +81

The power to turn int water when your in water.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

The power to shed hair

thumb_up thumb_down +20

The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

thumb_up thumb_down +114

The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

thumb_up thumb_down +81

The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

thumb_up thumb_down +84

The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

thumb_up thumb_down +134

The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

thumb_up thumb_down +55

The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

thumb_up thumb_down +120

The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

thumb_up thumb_down +16

The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

thumb_up thumb_down +116

The power to only misspell mispell.

thumb_up thumb_down -155

the power to be permanently unconfortable.

thumb_up thumb_down +88

the power to fart out of your penis

thumb_up thumb_down -584

sdrawkcab gnipyt ta dab eb tub sdrawkcab daer ot rewop eht

thumb_up thumb_down +33

the ability to fly, but only within the confines of an airplane

thumb_up thumb_down +108

The power to telepathically fold paper.

thumb_up thumb_down +77

The power to control facial hair of women.

thumb_up thumb_down -703

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!