To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

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The power to turn things in to wood

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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The true motor of bliss runs on sex and ice cream with no flavor but calling august to see if life will eat us all or not. And she is. And he is. But the dance is corrupted with none-music and machin touch down there.....

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the power to shrink to 1 inch but only in a crowded street and you cant look up girls dresses,

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power to pass kidney stones at will

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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The power to be 13% bullet proof.

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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

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The power to steal all the money in the world without ever stealing anything ever.

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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The power to read the entire Twilight series withou suffering brain damage, only once you have to read all four books in the same sitting.

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The power of missing a finger.

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the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

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The ability to not make a face when eating a lemon, but only after you have already eaten 5 lemons.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!