The power to turn red blood cells red

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The power to die on the spot and not revive

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The ability to pee 12% faster.

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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The power to read the Terms of Service but be unable to check the box saying that you have done so.

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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The power to be able to type like a hacker but you can only do it once per week and the % of correct words depends on how fat you are.

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De poverr too tipe relly shiiti annd stil bee undrstod bai rettadad peepols unly.

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The Power to Make yourself 5 different levels of scared...

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The power to take away your power.

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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the ability to laugh when jay leno tells a joke.

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The power to fap without satisfaction

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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the power to do two suicide bombings

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the power to dive 50km/h but only when nobodys watching

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The power to ignore useful information

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!