The power to jump face first

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The power to teleport yourself through cellular signals but only on nights and weekends.

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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The ability to play UNO without a tongue

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The power to become famous on vine

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The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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The power to make out of thin air

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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the power to teleport to the nearest pedophile's bedroom

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The power to self destruct

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The power to eat edible things.

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the power to turn on a random guys tv

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The power to have the longest little finger

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!