The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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the ability to "speak in tongues"...

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the power of superspeed but only backwards

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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the power to make a contraceptive spell by waving your hand over your belly

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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the power to speak in Braille.

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The power to return my ps4 for the third time, and wait for months to get a new one only to discover its the tv connection which is broken and I cant afford a new tv because I already spent a lot of money on ps4 games. Mural: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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The power to read your own mind

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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The power of divide by zero... yourself

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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The ability to Transform into an active grenade

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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The Ability to breathe but only when your dead

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the power to make your voice sound like a two year old little girl's.

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The power to disgorge large quantities of water, from your anus, all the time.

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!