the ability to talk to animals, but only when discussing politics

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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The ability to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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the power of being yourself

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The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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The power to become a llama.

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Ability to Fly!...a plane

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The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

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The power to make another power but remove your last power and that power chooses randomly what your next power will be by choosing one on the front page

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The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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The power to see forever

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

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The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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The power to ?-1.

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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The power to live.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!