The power to turn any object into food

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The power to see through your own clothes, nothing else.

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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the ability to be in a video game sold in Africa

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The ability to lactate air.

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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The power of christ ;)

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

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The Ability to "Tighten up"

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the power to eat people :D

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The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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the power to think with your mind only

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The power to make your nose blink.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!