the power to kiss your own ass

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The power to get rid of only your own power

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The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

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the ablity to have giant erections but only at story time

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The power to turn red blood cells red

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The power to mentally control tapeworms.

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the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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the ability to throw a midget further than any mortal man

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The power to make thing look blurry for your self

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The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

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The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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The power to write a country song

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)

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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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The power to dream about being asleep.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!