The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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The power to look TV

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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The power to write an essay and your teacher gives you a D or an E for trying to do your best, even though he/she talk about stuff we don't even care about

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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the power to poop out cactuses when no toilets are in a hour drive length away

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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The power to turn into a pebble

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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The power to hole 1 inch putts.

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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the power to make toast into bread

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The power to have all of Aquaman's powers, but not be able to swim.

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The ability to shoot acorns from your nipples

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The ability to talk to fish while in the desert.

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the power to read this sentence

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!