The power to slightly moisten objects.

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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The ability to open a door that was already open.

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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Look! In the sky! its captain beesting!

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The power to always be wearing clean underwear except in the event you're in a car accident...

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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The power to smell WiFi Signals

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The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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The power to transform you`re nuts into nunchuck-magnets.

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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The ability to instantle tangle your hair.

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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The power to light things on fire with a match

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The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!