The power to turn into a magikarp

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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The power to erase large amounts of time from memory when drinking alcohol.

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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Facebook.

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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LIME

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The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

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the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!