the power to open doors that are unlocked

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super strength for picking up a gallon water

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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The power to bypass capcha codes

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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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The power to levitate only down stairs

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Being alive (until you die).

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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The power to lose this power.

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the ability to be a box of donuts in a police station

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Justin Bieber

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Now you can stop the time for half a second, while walking against a strong wind.

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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The power to believe Sarah Palin

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The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

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The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The power to be a normal human

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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The power to die at will

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the power to remember the lyrics to your least favorite song

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!