The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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The power to eat just one Lays potato chip

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the ability to be tied to train tracks

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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The power to troll the Internet.

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the power to send text messages while driving

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the power to read your own thoughts

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The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

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The power to turn any object into food

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The power to see through your own clothes, nothing else.

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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the ability to be in a video game sold in Africa

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The ability to lactate air.

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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The power of christ ;)

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!