the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

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The power to have hindsight.

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The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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The power to shrink by 23 centimetres every time you sneeze

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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The power to absolutely nothing

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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The power to control other people's actions... only when you're alone!

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

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the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

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The power of being aquaman.

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The power to not have this superpower

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!