The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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The power to lose the remote.

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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The power to create a unicorn online.

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The power to become inverted background color.

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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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The power to throw fireballs only under water

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The power to repel women.

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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the power to hate disney stars

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The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

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The power to get a boner any time you want

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!