The power to write an essay and your teacher gives you a D or an E for trying to do your best, even though he/she talk about stuff we don't even care about

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......................................... delayed reaction man

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the power to shit out of your nose

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The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to turn gold into silver.

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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the power to make enemies blind only when their in a dark alley

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The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

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The ability to smooth a criminal

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the power to eat 3 times the amount of jello that a normal person can

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The ability to have a large staple embedded in your face.

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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Power to sleep without eyelids

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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The ability to turn a motor bike into dolphin food

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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the ability to run for president only if you're sarah palin

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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The power to give you`re own comment a +1 and believe you can hide it from the rest.

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!