the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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power to fly...backwards.

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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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the power to fart at the worst moments

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The power to lose the remote.

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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the power to turn retarted

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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The power to jerk off without using your hands

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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Ability to send a Jehovah witness to your house in command.

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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The power to know WTF is going on

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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The power to shrink your penis every time you are aroused.

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The power of micro penis.

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The power to fart snot

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!