The power to breathe

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The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

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Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

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The power to slam a revolving door.

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The power to smell any point in time

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Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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The power to speak in morse code

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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The power to defty gravity, but only in space.

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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The power of walking on land

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The ability to create pointless super powers

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The power to revive Hitler.

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the power to change people socks on command

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The power to see the past.

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The power to divide by 0

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The ability to count to potato

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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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Liam Brudenell

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The ability to eat whole chickens at will, but only when yr not hungry.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!