the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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power to orgasm over long distances

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The power to smell farts nearby

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Tree powers Activate.

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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The power to view the world through Apples Retina Display.

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Faster than a loaded bullet!

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

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The power drown in water

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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The power to not be able to get powers

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!