The power to steal all the money in the world without ever stealing anything ever.

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The power to always know what time it is down to the millisecond in Hokkaido, Japan.

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

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Swiss army teeth.

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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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The power to kill someone at 20 meters with your mind, but it doesn't work within 21 meters.

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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the power to control nothing

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

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tree powers (the power to turn into a tree)

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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The kind of power Mel GIbson had in "What Women Want"

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The power to make pointless super powers

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!