The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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the ability to post here

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The power to freeze ice

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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The power to fart anytime i want to.

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The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

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the power to see with your eyes open

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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The power to make any pencil dull. GET IT? IT'S POINTLESS. AHAHHAHAHAHAH

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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The power to believe that the only way is essex.

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the power to charge your phone anywhere, but only when its fully charged.

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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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the power to be in AA.

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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The ability to attract black people.

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the ability to un-dank any meme

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to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

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The power to only sit down and not stand up.

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!