yo mama

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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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The power to walk into sliding glass doors. not through them. just into them.

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the power to troll people that are dead

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Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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The ability to transform animals into animé characters.

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blindness

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

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The power to be socially impenetrive.

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The ability to put it in Lady Gaga's pooper.

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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The power to have a power but having a power that disables the last power.

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The ability to talk to fish while in the desert.

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!