power to fly when your underwater

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The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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The power to turn invisible but only when playing a trombone

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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Balls.

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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Meatvision.

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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the power to kill yourself

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the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!