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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.
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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.
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The power to write a country song
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The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.
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The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.
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The power to be -100% faster...
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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else
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The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.
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The power of inverted tastebuds (spicy food tastes sweet etc.)
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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.
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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.
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----the power to hold your breath until your die-----
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The power to laugh when you tickle your feet
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The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.
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the power to understand gibberish written backwards and in binary code
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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0
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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.
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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital
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The power to encounter an internal server error
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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle
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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load
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The power to die and not come back to life.
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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.
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The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!