The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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The power to see through air.

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The power to create the superduper best pointless power

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The power to pee out blood at will

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the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The power to create tree sap.

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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The ability to sweat money.

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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The power to shoot "milk" from your crotch at will

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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the power to be able to blow air

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to live without water but you're trapped at sea

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!