The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

the power to have an organsim when your a boy

The power to transform into any scented candle. Your sidekick has the power to light you with his mind, but you don't let him because it hurts to be on fire.

The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

The power to have super-sweaty hands

The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

The power to make coma patients bark.

The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

the power to be infinitely constipated

The power to see via toe nails

The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

The power to shrink tits by touching them.

the power to sit down BUT you have to sit down for ever

The power to shit out toilet paper.

The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

The power to have night vision during the day.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!