The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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The power to turn wine into water

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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The power to turn into a pebble

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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The power to only be able to eat poop

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!