The power to summon cops to arrest you

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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The power to be invisible if you're blind

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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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the power to make bubles without soap

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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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the power to jizz money

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The power to have 21/20 vision.

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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The power to grow boobs

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An ability to change birthday to February 29.

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Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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the power to create a meme

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The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

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The ability to fart into a crowd silently , but in turn shit you pants .

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the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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The power to eat with your eyebrows.

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The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!