The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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The power to shrink your penis every time you are aroused.

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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anything Aquaman does

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The power to sexually attract whales

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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The power to have all of Aquaman's powers, but not be able to swim.

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the power to have any superpover in world but only when sleaping

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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

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The power to walk on water, but only when it is below 0 Degrees Celsius.

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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The power to lick your own tongue

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

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Faster than a loaded bullet!

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to kill yourself at will

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being able to turn lead into dolphins.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!