The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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the power to misspell

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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The power to light glue on fire.

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The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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the power to make bubles without soap

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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The power to remove the power within.

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!