Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

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The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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the power to fax people with your mind

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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The power to never have fun...never.

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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The power to become a laptop forever!

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the power to talk backwards

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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The power to punch that like button

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the power to blink 19 times a second

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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The ability to jump 3% lower.

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the power to eat your computer mouse while its on this site

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!