the power to sleep through a prison rape

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the power to become incredibly stupid, but only during a math test.

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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The power to remove all flavour from food.

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

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The power to make hats fall in love.

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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the power to become slightly sticky

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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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The ability to fly at the speed of light, but can never stop.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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Power to see through clothes... only to see more clothes

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

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Power to sleep without eyelids

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The ability to handle the truth.

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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Having a 5 second eidetic memory

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!