The power to achieve 98% opacity

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the ability to only fart in crowded rooms

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THe power too spel.

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the ability to hear yourself think

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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The power to get the bullet every time you play russian roulette

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The ability to make someone slightly attracted to a faucet.

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the power to be a complete troll

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The power to be gay on command.

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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The power to understand myspace

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the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

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If you shy of meeting girls in real life and find it easier on a computer and cam, you will have the power to pull 100s of girl every week local to you so go to www.sexigirls.co.uk and see the power you never knew you ever had to pull girls so fast.

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The power to make women have their most amazing orgasms, but be hideously disfigured.

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The power to read the terms of service.

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The power to make tea appear at will

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The power to shrink to your own size.

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the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

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The ability to clap your hands in Spanish

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the ability to be 7 feet tall but drive a smart car

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The power to write comments about orgasms in this site.

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The Power to shrink but never grow back.

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The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

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The power to identify enemies by the color of their skin.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!