The power to even

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the power to have the most dangerous but most awesome power in the universe but not know how to use it

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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to wash cloths when they are washing

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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the power to get fat in America

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The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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The power to have 21/20 vision.

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The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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the power to sh*t brix at will!

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The power to give the wrong directions

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!