The power to drink and drive without being caught

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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the power to shit shards of glass

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the power to make glass clear

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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the power to kill plants in a desert.

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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The power to speak Braille.

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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The power to grow boobs

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to die, and you can only do it once.

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!