The power to transform into yourself

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The power to smell inside of your own butt.

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The power to be -100% faster...

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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the power to have no one read this post

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!