The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

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The Power to clone yourself instantly, but one of you dies!

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The power to see water one meter behind you.

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The power to see through glass doors.

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The power to give birth to giraffes

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To have the abilities to almost be as powerful as God, but you're an existentialist.

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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The Power to Combust

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The power of attracting fired bullets

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The power to start time.

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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being black

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the power to be able to call 2 people at once.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The power to compare anything to porn because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!