The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

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The power to eat just one lays potato chip

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The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

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To be able to commit a sexual offense but never get away with it

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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The ability to Hi

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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The power to speak using their mouth

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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The power to turn pens into pencils, but not pencils into pens.

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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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The power to have one eyebrow!?

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The power to feeling the earthquake effect after earthquake

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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The power to silence explosions.

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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!