The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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Ladder hands.

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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The power to have a atomic fart

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Have sex but not feel it

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the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

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The power to have children at will.

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power to eat chicken raw!

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The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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The power to taste the air.

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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the power to be random edhvaidfhviqeadhvkfdghiABJDISLJABDIFSJNAKNGREAAN EFBADVBNSJVNCJBV XJDBV`DNCI`DNVINBAID

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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The power to imagine a new colour

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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The power to not be funny

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The power to smell people's moods

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!