The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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The power to come second in any race

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The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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the power to pee straight with a boner

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The power to grow one wing

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The power to potato.

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The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

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the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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the power to like justin beiber

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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The power to lock open doors

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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!