The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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the ability to be the best looking guy but only in jail

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The ability to draw a perfect circle.

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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The power to pee while standing up

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The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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The power to live without water but you're trapped at sea

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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The power to not Waste time

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The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

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The power to liquify yourself.

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The power to do something when you do it.

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the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

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The power to change the color of your saliva.

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!