the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

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the power to turn apartly invisible

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The Power of double posting.

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The power to smile uncontrollably.

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Th power to have a 10 minute delayed reaction, so if you stub your toe 10 minutes later you scream like a f***nut

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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The power of inverted tastebuds (spicy food tastes sweet etc.)

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The ability to crap barbed wire

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The power to die at will.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to run Crysis.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The ability to die on command.

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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the ability to make warm, flat, generic brand lemon/lime soda trickle from the end of your pinky finger

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The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

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The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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The ability to have udders for nipples.

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to kill you self.

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The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

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the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!