The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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The power to phase through toilet paper.

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The power to stare directly at the sun

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the ability to laugh when jay leno tells a joke.

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The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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ability to tell the truth when not lying >.

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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Being a Spice Girl

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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The power to open doors with your bare hands

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!