the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

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The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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the power to like charlie

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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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The power to stop time, but it works only for yourself.

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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Hetsy overpay otay peaksay igpay atinlay

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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The power to think of pointless powers.

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The power to read your own mind!

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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Superheroes: The power to run away from danger.

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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the power to see through clear glass.

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The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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Thhe ability to cry acid

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!