The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

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the power to make tom lose his friends on myspace

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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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The power to fart methane.

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The power to shape-shift but only into an Alpaca

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the ability to get any ugly woman in the world.

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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Grass eating

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Turning wine into water.

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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Invisibility that only works when your sining a lady gaga song

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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The power to have a stroke at will.

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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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The power to keep up with the kardashians

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The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

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The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

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The power to be born again

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The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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the power to vomit through your nose only

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The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!