The ability to de-carbonate soda

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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The ability to be heard in space

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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The power to be missed when present.

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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Liam Brudenell

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The ability to open a door that was already open.

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Power to not have any power.

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the power to vomit through your nose only

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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The power to speak to toasters

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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!