The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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The power to think oppositely

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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The power to be vampiric but sparkle in the sunlight instead of burn in it.

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The ability to open a door that was already open.

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the ability to shit active helicopters

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The power to control which nut your sperm comes from.

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the power to relive the least important moments in history

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Nothing

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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SGNM! Super Grammar Nazi Man!

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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the power of turn justin bieber into a girl,BUT HE IS ALREADY A GIRL O.O

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The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!