The power to fart rainbows

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The ability to be a janitor at Disney World

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the power to actually make clowns funny...

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The ability to make up an incredibly witty pointless superpower.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

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the power to make tom lose his friends on myspace

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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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The power to fart methane.

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The power to shape-shift but only into an Alpaca

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the ability to get any ugly woman in the world.

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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Grass eating

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Turning wine into water.

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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Invisibility that only works when your sining a lady gaga song

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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The power to have a stroke at will.

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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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The power to keep up with the kardashians

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The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!