The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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The ability to be jealous of tom watts like jack moore

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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See through invisible people

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the ability to jump higher and further then anyone, but only if their in a wheelchair

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The ability to perform crippling blowjobs on your enemies, but as soon as you finish you are teleported (in the same position) randomly to a crowded part of Russia.

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The power to fart rainbows

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The ability to be a janitor at Disney World

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the power to actually make clowns funny...

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The ability to make up an incredibly witty pointless superpower.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

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the power to make tom lose his friends on myspace

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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!