THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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The power to turn things in to wood

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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The power to look at Sun.

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The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

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The power to break your bones on command.

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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The ability to clean

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

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the power to be forever alone

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The power to control the weather, but only in space

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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The power to always choose the broken condoms without knowing

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The power to time travel. Backwards. To the Holocaust

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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the power to speak in sign language.

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!