The ability to tear the toilet paper roll perfectly.

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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The power to take a s*** on people

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The power to sneeze backwards

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The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

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The power to control paprika with your mind

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

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the power to eat bread

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The power to shit for 5 days

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The power to touch your toes

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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The power to die early.

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The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!