the power to suck but only when your awesome

thumb_up thumb_down -81

The Power to make up full names on the spot.

thumb_up thumb_down +77

The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

thumb_up thumb_down +82

Having taste buds in your anus.

thumb_up thumb_down +79

The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

thumb_up thumb_down +71

The power to sleep with your eyes open.

thumb_up thumb_down +119

the power to to tell time at anytime you want when your sleeping

thumb_up thumb_down +213

The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

thumb_up thumb_down +3

The power to have lemon scented diarrhea

thumb_up thumb_down +72

The power to divide by 0

thumb_up thumb_down +128

The ability to read one's own mind.

thumb_up thumb_down +78

the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

thumb_up thumb_down +106

The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

thumb_up thumb_down +88

The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

thumb_up thumb_down +70

The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

thumb_up thumb_down +138

The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

thumb_up thumb_down -21

The power to see through tinted glass.

thumb_up thumb_down +318

the power to jump like a black guy.

thumb_up thumb_down +102

The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

thumb_up thumb_down +12

The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

thumb_up thumb_down +128

The ability to speak backwards.

thumb_up thumb_down +303

The abliity to fall asleep while

thumb_up thumb_down +150

The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

thumb_up thumb_down +63

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!