the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

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The power to erase large amounts of time from memory when drinking alcohol.

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The ability to laugh one's ass off.

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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the power to be a complete troll

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To have the ability to piss off the police

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The ability to fart inwards.

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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the power to turn food into shit

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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The power to give yourself cancer

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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The power to be pointless!

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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The power to hold your breath when you die

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!