the ability to be the best looking guy but only in jail

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The ability to draw a perfect circle.

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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The power to pee while standing up

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The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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The power to live without water but you're trapped at sea

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The power to not Waste time

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The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

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The power to liquify yourself.

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The power to change the color of your saliva.

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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The power to do something while you can play games.

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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the power to make faces at the blind

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The power to poke

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!