The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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Guys, it's over.

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the power to like mass effect 3

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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The power to get foot-boners

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

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The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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The power to hold in a fart but subsequently burp it out with twice the force.

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!