the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

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The power to have a blue, silhouetted body, and a trollface for a head.

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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The power to walk halfway through a wall.

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the power to ALWAYS choose the slowest checkout line at wal mart !

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The ability to never grow any older but you are already 93 and in poor health.

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The ability to eat your own face

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Permanent superspeed - The ability to move faster than a speeding bullet, but you can't stop moving at that speed.

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The power to shrink your erection whenevery you want.

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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the ability to have unimaginably wild sex with chuck norris only if your a man

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The ability to be any woman but only when she's in labor.

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The ability to breath outside the water

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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the power to disappear up your own asshole

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the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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The power to hear in the dark.

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The power to shrink to your own size.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!