The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The power to make pointless super powers

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The power to stub the same toe multiple times.

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The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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The ability to get a headache when you do or say something stupid.

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The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

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The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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Having the power to stand still

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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The power to pee any color

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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the power to die if you think

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!