The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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The power to die early.

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The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

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the power to relive the least important moments in history

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

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the power to see when the lights are on

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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the power to make bubles without soap

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The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

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Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

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The power to make anything money related to disappear.

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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The power to live through torture.

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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The super power to control paper.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!