The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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The ability to always be fashionable late

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i like pie.

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The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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The power to fart rainbows

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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The power to think of food

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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the power to turn into amy rose

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to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!