The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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the ability to eat through your ass and shit out your mouth

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

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to be able to walk on water for 2minutes at a time

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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the ability to spin and never feel dizzy

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The power to predict what time it will be in 1 minute.

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The ability to see your own imagination.

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The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

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The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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The power to do anything for love, but not "that".

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The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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The ability to remain entertained at the DMV

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!