The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

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The power to have no power.

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the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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the ability to be invisible when nobodies looking at you

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!