The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

The power to read autistic people's minds

The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

the power to write comic books

The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

The power to control your own mind.

The ability to summon a lamp once.

the power to fail at everything you

The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

The power to read this text unless you can see it.

The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

The power to give your wife rights

The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

The power of having night vision that only works during the day

the power to be good at something your already good at.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!