the power to travel to the center of the earth

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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the power to find children extremely attractive

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the power to turn anything into candy but u r diabetic

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the power to fly indoors

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

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the power to listen to music when you have headphones

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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the power to make realy convincing whale noises

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32% Levitation.

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The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

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The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

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The power to time travel to the present moment

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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the powet to grow a 50 pound afro but not be able to get rid of it

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The power to fluently speak all languages of the world but only when you are sleeping.

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!