The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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The power to do math when your trying to answer a question in english lessons

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the power to write comic books

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The ability to perform crippling blowjobs on your enemies, but as soon as you finish you are teleported (in the same position) randomly to a crowded part of Russia.

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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DE POWER TO SPELL WRIGHT LOL LAOM FOTOSINSISES

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The power to have car insurance, but only when you don't have a car.

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Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

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The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

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The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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The power to not see anything

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the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!