being able to see into the future, but completely forget upon returning to the present.

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The power to have food poisoning but only after eating taco bell.

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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The power to erase large amounts of time from memory when drinking alcohol.

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

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the power to see into the present.

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the power to shit brixs. oh wait i can everyone can already do that

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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The power to run if you have no legs

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the power to eat when your hungry

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The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

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The power to mentally control tapeworms.

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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The ability to change a food to the exact same food

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!