The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

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the power to kill yourself

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the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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The power to smell farts nearby

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Tree powers Activate.

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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The power to not be able to get powers

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

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The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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The ability to poop glue.

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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The ability to know when your girlfriend/boyfriend is cheating on you.....1 month after you break up.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!