Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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The power to move 7% faster.

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the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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the power to transform into a rock.

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The power to project a hologram, but only of yourself projecting another hologram.

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The ability to die at will, but not come back to life.

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the power to not have superpowers

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

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The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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power to orgasm over long distances

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

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The uncontrollable power of making your sex partner sleep

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

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The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!