The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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The power to get thumbs down.

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to make your bowel work backwards

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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The power to die and get away with it

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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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The power to turn justin beiber into a girl

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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I am derpin the erp to derp the derp the erp o o o o yeah derp frika frika frika derp derp derp

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Acid pee

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The power to poo without wiping.

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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The ability to breathe automatically

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power to poo perfectly priced people

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The power to breath fire even though you are not fireproof.

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the power to sexually arose animals by looking at them

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The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

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The power to make hair grow in your forehead

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the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!