the ability to shit active helicopters

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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The power to not see anything

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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The power to make any glass of water into milk

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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The power to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to fall up.

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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The power to become bald 50% faster

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the power to finish an all you can eat

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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the power to divide by 0

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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The ability to be invicible, only when you commit a suicide.

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The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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the power of reptitivty, the power of repitivity the power of----

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The ability to go into labor 200 miles away from the nearest hospital

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!