having the same super powers as batman!

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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The Power to beat a Mairo game

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

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The power to initiate hiccoughing at will.

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The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

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The ability to throw your hat up in the air and have it stay stuck up there in mid-air. We're gonna make it afterall.

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The ability to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen.

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

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The power to jump borders, but you live and are confined to Iceland.

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the power to turn into a dead person

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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the power to know black lives do NOT matter

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!