the power to finish an all you can eat

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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the power to divide by 0

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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The ability to be invicible, only when you commit a suicide.

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The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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the power of reptitivty, the power of repitivity the power of----

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The ability to go into labor 200 miles away from the nearest hospital

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The ability to go 100% slower

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the power to be able to call 2 people at once.

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the power for you and your mum to survive and nuclear attack but you have to mate to restart civilization

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The ability to put on a belt without touching it, but only while completely naked.

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the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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the power to die at will

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The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

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The power to procrast ....

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The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!