the power to see through bananas

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the power to actually make clowns funny...

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The power to turn water into gastrointestinal fluids.

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to pointlessly read books really fast

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the ability to talk to animals, but only when discussing politics

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The power to freeze yourself be stripping in the artic

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

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the ability to recite any insult in any language whenever necessary

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

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The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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The power to get rid of only your own power

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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the power to find children extremely attractive

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!