The power that everytime someone sneezes, a living porpoise erupts from your anus.

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The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

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the power to teleport 1 inch every year

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you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

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the power to charge your phone anywhere, but only when its fully charged.

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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The power to drink 30 beers and no shall any tear

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The power to come up with fantastic comebacks, at the person's funeral.

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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the power to fall asleep whenever you want, but only in bathtubs

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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The ability to change a food to the exact same food

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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The power to open unlocked doors

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The ability to see yourself sleeping.

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The power to enter the Google Earth and change everything.

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the ability to be a three year old with a mustache

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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The power to not get killed by noob tubes.

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instantaneously add any amount of weight to your body (but not be able to lose it)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!