The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

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The power to always make a street light turn red as you approach it!

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being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

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the ability to see thru objects but only if they're made of cheese

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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The Power To Become A Housefly And Be Immediately Killed By Your Mother

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To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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Vanilla scented blood

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the power to see stuff

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whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

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the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The power to poop out you penis

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The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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The power to teleport yourself through cellular signals but only on nights and weekends.

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The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!