The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the power to drive a car with no engine

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The power to annoy people

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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The power to manage Chelsea FC

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The power to blink slightly less often.

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

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The power to piss people off.

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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Dejavu

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

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The power to grow a money tree once every 5 years that grows 1 penny every 10 years.

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the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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The power to kill someone with a knife

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The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!