power to fly only in the plane

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the ability to rick roll anyone you meet

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The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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The ability to gain weight at will, but not lose it at will

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the power to fail at life

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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The abliity to fall asleep while

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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the power to kill yourself

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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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The power of Superuselessnessman

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The power to move infinitely fast up spiral staircases, but the inability to go down them.

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The power to make everything worse

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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The power to annoy people

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The power to do NOTHING!

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!