The power to only misspell mispell.

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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The power to make my mom shout at me

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The ability to see WWE and think that this is real.

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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the power to shit bicks

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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The power to pee out blood at will

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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The power to shoot "milk" from your crotch at will

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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DE POWER TO SPELL WRIGHT LOL LAOM FOTOSINSISES

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to always make a street light turn red as you approach it!

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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The power to have sex with yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!