the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

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The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

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The power to shit for 5 days

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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

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The power to look into the past

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The power to forget what you were going to say

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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the power to get nits -jesse

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To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

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Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

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The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

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The power to drain people's phone battery

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The ability to autotune a song about Friday.

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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the power to fly, only when in the cabin of an airplane

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The power to turn anything you to touch into stickers

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The power to eat anything in a minute.

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The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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The power to fly and superstrength as soon as you die.

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The power to know why how the frige light only turn on when you open.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!