The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

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The power to never get drunk

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To have the power to breathe

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The power to like Justin Beiber

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Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

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The power to see the past.

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The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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the ability to hack, but every computer you touch crashes.

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the power to become incredibly stupid, but only during a math test.

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

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The power to travel forward in time at the speed of normal time.

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To...Talk LIKE...WILLIAM shatner.

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The power to grow fingernails.

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The power to summon earthworms

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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The ability to be the best hacker in the world but if ill use my abilities ill die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!