the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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The power to fart upon command.

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the power to know what kind of useless power would you prefer.

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The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

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Being Yianni.

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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to have the ability to fly and teleport at the same time.

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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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The power to make deaf people see again.

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The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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The ability to be a janitor at Disney World

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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The ability to never pick up on sarcasm.

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!