the ability to DESTROY EVERYTHING!!!!!!

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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The power to summon a candle stick. Once.

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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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Ability to roundhouse kick midgets without laughing.

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the power to break down public transport on hot days

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The power to change delicious chocolate fudge into mud of the exact colour and texture.

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The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

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The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

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the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

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The ability of every superpower imaginable only while sleeping

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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The power to become powerless

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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The power to die

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!