Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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The power to revive Hitler.

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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the power of words

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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The power to lose the remote.

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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!