The power to have anything you want that is free.

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The power to speak only one language

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the power to have ultimate ninjaskills only when being alone.

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The power to read the TV

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The power to sharpen a pen

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the power of super strength but being paralyzed when you activate the power

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the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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The power to suck deez nuts

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The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The power to poop and pee at the same time

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The power to hold in a fart but subsequently burp it out with twice the force.

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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The power to reverse moonwalk

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

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The power to make cats burp.

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the power to transform into yourself

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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the power to be invisible but when you're alone

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The power to live.

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!