The ability to put on a belt without touching it, but only while completely naked.

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the power to shrink to 1 inch but only in a crowded street and you cant look up girls dresses,

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The power to poop without wiping

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The superpower to poo at will.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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the power to see through clear glass.

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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Asexual reproduction.

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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the power to transform into a rock.

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The power to turn into a plant cell

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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The power to transform you`re nuts into nunchuck-magnets.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to become invisible only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power to be normal.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!