The ability to make your tongue glow but only if your mouth is closed.

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The ability to pee your pants at will.

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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The power to read as fast as light when you can't read

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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The power to not have any powers

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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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The power to not know your super power

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The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

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The power to moves in slow motion.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

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The power to be a fan of Rosie O'donell

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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the power to shit out of your nose

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!