The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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the power to jizz money

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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the power to turn wine into water.

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The power of micro penis.

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The power to eat anything in a minute.

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the power to youtube poop

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The power to f*ck yourself

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The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

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The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

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The power to be able to walk .00000002 times faster whenever you want

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The ability to be absurdly clever and funny only when you're alone.

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!