The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

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The power to eat food when hungry

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The ability to fall asleep before the end of the movie

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The power that when im drowning in water i can turn the water into velociraptors!

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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The power to clap with one hand.

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The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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The power to metabolize alcohol faster than you can consume it.

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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The power to turn gold into dust

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The power to not Waste time

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The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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The power to move the entire universe a few centimeters

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The ability to travel through time at a rate of one second per second.

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!