The ability to know when men have erections

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The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to slash hot c u m on a girls big t I t s

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the power to turn everything you touch into poop.

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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The power to poop kittens with mittens

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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The power to look into cheese.

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The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

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Turn gold into lead.

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

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The power to become yourself

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All of aquaman's powers.

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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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the ability to poop out of someone elses butt.

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the power to fart your way to the moon

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

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The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!