The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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The power to turn food into shit.

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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the power to fly but only on a plane

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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the power to glow fainlty in broad daylight

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the power to get sick

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The power to dickfart.

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

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The super power to kill yourself at will

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the power to teach elfs how to ride unicorns

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The power to walk through a unlocked door.

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The ability to spend expired coupons.

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The power to make something useless after its already useless.

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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!