The power to fuck everyone.

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The power to give you`re own comment a +1 and believe you can hide it from the rest.

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The power to sleep

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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Death at will

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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The power to die

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!