The power to be a human for 1 second once a month.

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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The ability to shapeshift into any items but only pedophiles can use it

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the power to ejaculate so hard it rips a hole right through anythin thats within 5 meters of you

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The power to sleep for one thousand years

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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The power to produce eyelashes that prevent eyelashes from getting in your eye

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The power to turn on the lights using a light switch.

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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The power to go through open windows

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The power of self mind control

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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the power to walk on water with crocks. But only if there is enough people around to laugh at your fashion choices.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!