The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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To be immune to every 37th bullet that hits you.

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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the power to fit through a vagina

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The power of thinking of a good useless superpower.

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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The power to to kill chickens by touching them

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The power to withstand anything that would kill a normal man, but die afterwards.

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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The power to die on command.

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the power to actually make clowns funny...

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The power to audition for X-Factor with no fear, but only if you punch your freind.

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The power to convince people who already agreed with you.

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The power to have your brain shut down when you take any type of drug

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The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!