To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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The power to vomit whenever you want to.

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The power to shoot flames from your hands, only its not really warm.

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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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the ability to have children fully grown

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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the power to do nothing

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The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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The power to turn into a slightly uncomfortable pair of pants.

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Invisibility, when no one is looking.

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The power to quote memes randomly

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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The power to time travel to the present.

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!